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 Vikas Kamat is a programmer- entrepreneur living in Birmingham AL. This blog is a complex mix of Indian culture, life in southern USA, computer sciences, and sports. Opinions are his own.
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Mama's Got the Magic of BOTOX!
(and other embarrassing kid stories)

My wife and I went to a party and complimented our host on her young looks. Their child goes "oh that coz she got a facelift" !
Man, the kids do say the darndest things.

My wife and I were playing with a friend's daughter (age 4), and she asked me "You know my dad?". I said "Yes, I know Dr. Oh very well". Then she revealed a family secret -- "He farts!"

This happened to my colleague. Their four year old daughter walked in when they were intensely intimate.
The sound of a four year old heartily giggling, and a cute, "What are you doing?"
The sound of panicky search for sheets, heavy breathing, then "We are wrestling dear".
"he he he. I wanna resel !! I wanna resel!! "

The title of this blog inspired by the following controversial advertisement.

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(Comments Disabled for Now. Sorry!)First Written: Thursday, October 24, 2002
Last Modified: 10/24/2002

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