(Original author unknown, I've modified most annotations)
- Brahma : Systems Builder (after the advent of Dell, he has become a receive-clerk)
- Vishnu : Systems Support (call him when in trouble!)
- Narada : The self-proclaimed .Net evangelist who sends useless .net links whole day long
- Brihaspathi : Chief Information Officer.
- Chitragupta : Personnel Grievances/ Human Resources Manager
- Apsaras : Porn Newsgroups (so easy to download; so tempting; so dangerous)
- Rakshasas : In house hackers
- Vali : The Unix team (their last days are numbered)
- Sugriva : The .Net team (the future is belongs to them)
- Hastinapur : Silicon Valley
- Arjuna : Lead programmer (all the companies are vying for him)
- Abhimanyu : Trainee programmer (wannabe Arjuna)
- Bhima : The Mainframe Computer
- Duryodhana : In-house Microsoft product written in VB
- Shakuni : Bill Gates
- Krishna: Outside Consultant (he makes the difference between a success and a failure)
- Karna : Brilliant C programmer -- too bad he never joined the .Net team
- The One Hundred Kouravas : Microsoft Service Packs and patches
• Indian Mythologies
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