My friend TinTin, who would have made a better gymnastics judge in the Olympics.
India Bashing
Number of People in India: 1,000,000,000
Number of Medals won by Indians: 1
Olympics Website Bashing
The official website for Athens 2004 (oh yeah, I can't link to it, because I didn't seek their permission) sucked so bad, I can't even begin to list its deficiencies. It even breaks the first rule of web design, which is, "make it easy for the user to immediately tell which is a hyperlink, and whether or not he has already visited it".
