We share the same name, same caste, same language, same cuisine, but I don't know them. I have no inside information, I do not know the secret of their Masala Dosai or do not know of eligible bride/groom from that family. I do not know their website. (It used to be kamatgroup.com) Stop bothering me!
Also, while at it, Suryanath Kamath is not related to me. He is a great man, but not related to me.
Too Many Damn Kamats
This happened in year 2000 when my dad was alive.
Ring. Ring.
"Hello?"
"Can I speak to Kamat please?"
"This is Kamat residence, everybody is a Kamat here"
"I want to speak to Dr. Kamat"
"That doesn't help, too many Dr. Kamats here"
"I want Mrs. Kamat"
"OK. There are two Dr. Mrs. Kamats"
"Just call your mother!"
