(Transalated to English)
As expected, many people wrote to me about my blog on Why I do not watch Bollywood. I still stand my ground, and to further redicule Bollywood, I am listing below the English translations of some of the most common dialogues from Hindi movies.
- "I am going to be the mother of your child"
("main tumhaare bachche ki maan banne waali hoon.") - "Lord, I have never asked anything from you till now.."
("Bhagwan mainey tumse aaj tak kuch nahin maanga.....") - "Everybody stop taking law into your own hands!"
("Rukjao! kanoon ko apne haath mein mat lo") - The villain, about to rape the heroine, "Nobody is going to come here to save your honor"
("Yahan teri izzat bachane koi nahi ayega") - "Address me as mother once before I die"
(" Ek baar mujhe maa kehkar pukaro beta") - "Bodyguard, beat up this guy and throw him out!"
("Gurkha, isse dhakke maarke bahar nikaal do") - "Save me from the rapist!"
("" Bacchhhhaaaooooooooooo.......") - "Stop the wedding! This cannot happen!"
(" Thairo! Yeh shaadi nahin ho sakti !")
Ok, I said top 10, but there are only 8. See, I told you Bollywood was shallow. Rearrange the dialogues in different order and you get the storylines of over 250 Hindi movies 
